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Anonymous |
| Question: |
I've been offered a choice between life, death, and a bag of potato chips. Which should I choose, and why? |
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You have three choices.
1. Life
2. Death
3. A bag of potato chips
Life - You are already alive. You don't have to choose this, since it currently is your state of existence unless you choose Death.
Death - You're going to eventually die anyways. There's no need to choose this now, as it's inevitably going to happen.
A bag of potato chips - This is the obvious choice. Choosing this gives you the best of all three options, you are already alive and are going to continue to live and eventually die some time after eating the bag of potato chips.
Let's look at this mathematically. Higher numbers are better. We can pretty much assign Death a score of 0. For those familiar with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the meaning to Life is 42. 10 times the meaning of life is 420. Anyone who catches this reference will understand just how clear of a choice a bag of potato chips really is!
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| Submitted Name: |
Dono Wat |
| Question: |
Why does water often ruin electronic equipment, even after it's been dried? |
| Answer: |
Dried water is one of the most dangerous substances known to man. Dehydrated water will fuck you up. |
| Submitted Name: |
Khara |
| Question: |
Is there such thing as as dumb question?
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| Answer: |
In the sphere of dumb ass questions, this one tops them all due to sheer dumbass-osity (that's really a word, and no, you probably can't look that one up).
You obviously have not perused my site, because there's some truly dumb questions here.
Regardless of your intent or situation, the answer to your question lies in the same answer to this almost rhetorical question:
What is the sound of one mime sighing?
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| Submitted Name: |
Ryan fufuna |
| Question: |
What is the classification of Guinea grass??? |
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Guinea Grass is currently classified in the Kingdom Plantae. I'm not sure if you've ever heard of this term, but it basically means it's a damn plant. If you have any further questions, just ask anyone who passed 6th grade biology.
On the chance you were speaking of Guinea Grass, Belize, that's classified as a "town". This might also be a term you've never encountered. If so, that same sixth grader you consulted earlier can likely explain to you what a town is. |
| Submitted Name: |
Lukka |
| Question: |
what is a domino?
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| Answer: |
Dominos (aka Dominoes) is the name of a popular game played for centuries.
However, since our society is steadily are moving away from the potential negative connotations of any word, it shall now be called DomiYes.
Please keep in mind a Domino has nothing to do with a dominatrix, even though she most often tells you "No".
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| Submitted Name: |
mary |
| Question: |
why is the grass green? |
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It almost appears as if you were trying to ask "Why is grass green", however, you asked "Why is THE grass green", which is a different question entirely.
green - young or immature in age and/or judgment
GRASS - GRAphics Symbiosis System
GRASS is a programming language compiled over 3 decades ago and designed for graphics and was even used in Star Wars. It later evolved into ZGRASS.
Since it was developed in 1974 and used in the 70s, many consider it green, as it was very young software at the time.
However, you might have meant this instead.
green - beneficial to the environment
GRASS - Geographic Resources Analysis Support System
GRASS is a program compiled to visually show the features of the word in 2D and 3D vectors. Think Google Earth, but bad ass. It is part of the Open Source Geospatial Foundation which helps map out the world using a myriad of programs, increases our understanding of the environment and helps our plans of benefiting the environment (green).
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| Submitted Name: |
neil |
| Question: |
me love coffee long time? |
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Actually, Stella Liebeck did that and won a half million dollars! It was a faulty lid and insane burns on the crotch. I really don't recommend this since blistering hot coffee on your groin is almost as unpleasant as Rosie O'Donnell on your groin!
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| Submitted Name: |
Tommy |
| Question: |
How many roads must a man walk down? |
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| Submitted Name: |
Neil |
| Question: |
why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8?
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| Answer: |
Its just like a party. Ever heard the term "Sausage Fest?"
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| Submitted Name: |
esteban |
| Question: |
im not gay but I like dicks wat do you call that? |
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I noticed you put dicks in plural meaning you like other dicks beside your own. I won't say that makes you gay. I will say that makes you extremely gay. |
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