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steve |
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ok when you want to go and purchase paint lets say the color blue, you take the card and the people mix it for you. What if you want to buy white paint what do you do? Go up to the counter and say I want white paint? Aren't there different shades of white? Tell me what I tell the paint guy at the counter por favor.
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Tell him "Give me some white paint, BITCH!" That works every time. If you want a different shade, just tell him "off white" and he'll know exactly what you mean.
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bob |
| Question: |
Why are manholes round? |
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Manholes are round because of nature. Have you considered how hard it would be to ejaculate out of other shapes? Imagine if your 'manhole' was a triangle. OUCH!
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Blake Ourso |
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WHY IS THE NEW FOUND BUDHA SO SKINNY!! New Budha? I think not!
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First off, this "new Buddha" is from Nepal. Have you ever seen an overweight Nepalese? Google can't even find any.
According to the news the kid had been fasting for 10 months. Its impossible for anyone to have Buddha-like girth if they haven't had anything to eat or drink for 10 months. Just ask Oprah!
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tommy |
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Why do people like to listen to Gwen Stefani?
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 <----------- Observe.
She's damn sexy. That's the biggest reason. Similar to Oddyseus's crew during the sirens' song in the Oddysey, we aren't really listening to the music but checking out that sweet, sweet ass.
Think about it, why else would so many people listen to Mariah Carey? |
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Heather Burgoyne |
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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This is an ingenious marketing strategy. If glue stuck to the inside of the bottle, how the hell would you get it out? |
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Heather Burgoyne |
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1. Why dont men call you when they say they will, if they honestly do like you....
2. Why are men assholes
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1. It's like this. If he calls you the next day, you'll lose interest. Therefore, he doesn't get laid.
2. We only seem like assholes because you make us play asinine games such as these to get any play.
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Herby |
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My wife left me for a midget gynocologist. Frankly I couldn't figure it out because I'm a tantric porn-star and I do femenine personal entertainment modeling on the side?! Is the power of being a doctor that irresistable to women? Your thoughts... |
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Fucking right! Think about it. A midget gynecologist? |
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Billy Bob |
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I haven't got laid in about 30 years. It's really pathetic. I would really like to bang a girl. I masturbate alot, and its getting really old after 30 years. My question is, how would i go about getting laid? |
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There are two easy ways to get laid:
1. Be really good looking
2. Have lots of money
If you haven't gotten laid in 30 years you are obviously broke and ugly. Who sleeps with broke, ugly and pathetic guys such as yourself? Crackwhores. If you have trouble finding one ask a local cab driver.
Remember to bring cash, pimps are pretty unforgiving and don't take credit cards. Also, seeing as its been 30 years since you've gotten laid you'll blow your load pretty fast. Bring some viagra. |
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Jason |
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If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it only #2? |
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If you only understood why they called taking a crap #2 you wouldn't be asking me this question.
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Neil |
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what question should I ask? |
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This one. |
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