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| Submitted Name: |
Some dude |
| Question: |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
| Answer: |
The term woodchuck comes from the Cree Indian word wuchak which was later transliterated to woodchuck. The term woodchuck has nothing to do with the creature or its habitat.
Technically woodchucks do not interact with wood as woodchucks are a burrowing rodent. The more appropriate common name is groundhog.
Your question would have better been phrased: "How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground."
To answer this question:
As much ground as a ground hog could hog if a ground hog could hog ground. |
| Submitted Name: |
Hank |
| Question: |
What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked? |
| Answer: |
This one, dumbass. |
| Submitted Name: |
Jason |
| Question: |
If you're in hell and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
| Answer: |
Oklahoma. |
| Submitted Name: |
Sugar Shane |
| Question: |
How do i become a certified genius? What are the guidlines in keeping yourself at the geniussity level? I say I very smart when it comes to gammer and punctuality but am ingenious in other ares. What could I be certified as? |
| Answer: |
Learn to spell. You obviously never placed in the spelling bee. The first step is to not make up words such as "geniussity", especially when they don't even make sense. Also, don't say you are good at something you are not. You mentioned your uber grammar skills in a sentence that is so grammatically incorrect it would make an English professor cry. You even mispelled grammar while complementing your "uber" skills. You could easily be a Ceritified Dumbass. |
| Submitted Name: |
The One |
| Question: |
Am I totally dumb and only a little vicious boy because my computer wallpaper is gisele bundchen dressed with almost nothing I'm 16... |
| Answer: |
Not really. A 16 year old boy wackin' off to model's wallpaper is fairly common. Go get a real woman if you haven't already and if you are still beating off to that background go steal your dad's porn.
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| Submitted Name: |
Ritchie Blackmore |
| Question: |
who are you ? |
| Answer: |
I've been wondering that myself. |
| Submitted Name: |
Aaron |
| Question: |
When someone yells duck, or run, or something with extreme urgency... why do they look around to see what makes them need to get the F out of the way? Wouldn't you think this trait would've been irradicated from the genepool through moronicly fatal accidents? (last question was rhetorical) |
| Answer: |
They just think you are excited about starting a game of duck duck goose. |
| Submitted Name: |
Ape |
| Question: |
friendship is like peeing your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. thanks for being the pee in my pants. |
| Answer: |
This I have a dumb question.com not I have a really fucking stupid statement.com, but anyways, you are welcome. Put on some Depends. |
| Submitted Name: |
Lauryn-Anne |
| Question: |
Why is pee yellow? |
| Answer: |
Guys need everything color coded. Pee is yellow and semen is white that way we can tell if we are coming or going. |
| Submitted Name: |
Jason |
| Question: |
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
| Answer: |
Both, much like myself. |
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