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Mural |
| Question: |
In your answer about the sky being blue, you say that there is 78% cabron dioxide.
Like, LOL! This is so totally untrue. |
| Answer: |
First off, I stated it had 79% NITROGEN. Also, I note you didn't ask about carbon dioxide but CABRON DIOXIDE.
Cabron is a Spanish word with many different meanings. The real meaning is "male goat". Female is cabra and male is cabron.
However, slang use is far more common. Depending on countries it seems to have different but similar meanings.
A reasonable definition that would apply in many Spanish speaking countries would be "asshole-fucker-bitch". In some places the word also means a person that is not with his partner.
Example: Se fue de cabron.
"He went to fuck around."
In this way it always has the connotation that he is looking for an affair.
cabron - dick, bastard
cabron - your woman has cheated/is cheating on you.
It can also mean "dude", "nice" or be a generally insulting word. It's all in the delivery.
I don't see how this has ANYTHING to do with the color of the sky or it's contents.
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| Submitted Name: |
Nick |
| Question: |
how come that whenever someone dose something to u its ok but as soon as it happens to them they are a little bitch |
| Answer: |
They were already a little bitch in the first place, much like yourself. |
| Submitted Name: |
Roger |
| Question: |
Why did they invent 40s? I can understand why people want to consume that much beer in a sitting but why was 40 the amount of ounces chosen? |
| Answer: |
Well, they were going to start with a 41oz bottle but marketing decided that was just overkill. |
| Submitted Name: |
Brian |
| Question: |
Why is wood brown? |
| Answer: |
My wood isn't brown. You are probably just very dark complected, tanned your wood in the sun too long or spent a little too long sticking it in the backdoor. |
| Submitted Name: |
David Lee Roth |
| Question: |
Van Halen or Van Hagar? |
| Answer: |
First off, Van Hagar is a misnomer. Check your classic rock history, dude.
Van Halen originally consisted of Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, and Mark Stone when they were "Mammoth". Then they let David Lee Roth in the band as it was cheaper to make him a band member than to rent his equipment.
Then they became "Van Halen", which is obviously named after two of the members, Eddie and Alex. During the Van Halen era there were many kick ass rock songs. "Runnin with the Devil", "Hot for the Teacher", and "Jump", just to name a few.
Now, "Van Hagar" is when David Lee Roth departed and Sammy Hagar joined for the next decade. Had it been a Van Halen that left the band, then I could see how one might call this "Van Hagar". But that isn't what happened. And in that decade with Hagar as front man their best song was "Can't Drive 55"? I mean, come on, REALLY now.
After that, it was just one suck song after another suck song, followed by more suck. Then "Van Hagar" put out some pure shit.
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| Submitted Name: |
mr.pickles |
| Question: |
would it be cool to hang pictures outside my house so people would cry not laugh at my house |
| Answer: |
Mr. Pickles, make sure that you hang pictures outside your house of people laughing at your house about those crying about your....
Wait, WHAT? |
| Submitted Name: |
chester |
| Question: |
where can i find strong tall women in high heels that will lift and carry men |
| Answer: |
Obviously, you haven't seen "Attack of the 50 foot tall woman"
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| Submitted Name: |
Larry Winters |
| Question: |
I'm waiting for a response from an Insurance Co. for a rear end collision to my car, and it has already been determined that I am totally not at fault.
I want to know:
How should I should negotiate this settlement without an attorney, in order to maximize my settlement dollar wise, through their agent/s???
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| Answer: |
Who cares? |
| Submitted Name: |
Kiya |
| Question: |
am i per -fat to you? |
| Answer: |
You definitely should run some laps. |
| Submitted Name: |
Tommy |
| Question: |
If some of my buddies are begging for pic's of my girlfriend because she's got a great rack, what should I ask for in return? |
| Answer: |
What you should ask in return positively correlates to the quality and attractiveness of the pictures taken of her rack.
To get a true, unbiased opinion just send me the pics of her rack and I'll tell you exactly what it's worth. |
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