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Spud |
| Question: |
Was C.W. Friedrich ever famous |
| Answer: |
Who? |
| Submitted Name: |
sean |
| Question: |
do girls really have orgasms |
| Answer: |
Yes, but none of the girls you sleep with.
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| Submitted Name: |
Ashninja |
| Question: |
Happy Birthday |
| Answer: |
Thanks! Now where's my fucking present? |
| Submitted Name: |
alexis |
| Question: |
how do you put a elephant in a fridge |
| Answer: |
Step 1: Look up dumb fucking question on the internet.
Step 2: Submit said question to ihaveadumbquestion.com
Step 3: Still be a dumb ass. |
| Submitted Name: |
Em |
| Question: |
why do people drunk call? is it to show off that they're drunk? or do unimportant issues become more pressing after alcohol? perhaps you think you love your friends more than you really do, and vice versa, since it's unlikely that they really love you at three am? |
| Answer: |
Well, you see, one's attractiveness positively correlates with how many drinks you've had recently. This means if I'm unattractive to you now, I will probably be sexy as hell after a few drinks.
Since you're hot, have a few beers and a shot of tequila and give me a call!
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| Submitted Name: |
Ross |
| Question: |
Is agriculture sustainable? |
| Answer: |
Sustainable agriculture is, by definition, SUSTAINABLE. |
| Submitted Name: |
fred |
| Question: |
can a vacuum or a pump or someones hand rip off a humans penis? |
| Answer: |
Yes.
rip-off - a theft, cheat, or swindle
It's quite easy for one to "rip off" a human penis by starting an act of pleasure and not following through.
Another term for this is "cock tease". |
| Submitted Name: |
Mellissa |
| Question: |
Okay, say two identical twin brothers, have sexual relations with two identical twin sisters...
if they both conceive a child, will their children be identical, even though they are cousins? |
| Answer: |
No, since even if one of the couples has many kids, all of the non-identical twins/triplets/etc. will look different.
However, there is a way to do this. It is quite complex and would take entirely too long to type out. It involves a circus midget, the full moon, a sperm cloner, 3 dozen ninjas and some tapdancing shoes. Don't forget to bring beer. |
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Joan |
| Question: |
If Osama Bin Laden has so much money,
why doesn't he travel the world, take cruises, relax and enjoy themselves. How can he actualy believe if your a martyr you go to heaven and get to have sex with 7 virgins. What does the woman get out of the relatonship with their supposed God since there are no virgin men left?
Am I nuts or did I just have too much pot to smoke?? :) I just don't get it. PS I don't inhale, or have sex. :) |
| Answer: |
First, it's 70 as in SEVENTY virgins.
Second, you said "relatonship", which isn't an actual word so I'll try to break it down and figure out what you meant.
re-la-ton-ship.
re - this can have many meanings, but I think you meant Rhenium, of which the period table abbreviation is Re.
The main reason I am going with this is the wire used in rhenium is used in expensive photography equipment.
la - This also can have many meanings. I think you meant Lanthanum, which is also on the periodic table abbreviated La.
It is also an expensive metal, and is most often used in television and movie studio lighting and cameras.
ton - 2000 pounds
ship - An oceangoing vessel
Basically, from what I can gather, a "Re-La-ton-ship" is a vessel carrying vast amounts of tv and movie quality video cameras and stage lighting.
What would 70 women and ONE guy do with tv/movie quality video cameras, lighting AND a ship? Hmm.........
Can you honestly say a cruise would be better than being the only guy in a porno involving 70 women? If so, SIGN ME UP FOR THAT CRUISE!
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| Submitted Name: |
marie richards |
| Question: |
why is it so wrong for two women to have a relationship? |
| Answer: |
1. It's not wrong at all.
2. If you feel it's wrong, there's a support group for you. It's called ANY GUY. Just pick any random dude. He'd love to talk to you about your girl on girl relationships. Hell, if you asked nicely enough he might even watch! |
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