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jeremy |
| Question: |
why does the weather man say that a storm with sixty mile per hour winds is heading toward my city at ten miles per hour |
| Answer: |
If a train leaves from my house going 30 miles an hour north by south west, with a slight eastern bent, then we're looking at Tuesday at best. |
| Submitted Name: |
joe |
| Question: |
who shot J.F.K.? |
| Answer: |
Your mom |
| Submitted Name: |
Brandy |
| Question: |
How Do you get a goose out of a bottle without breaking it? |
| Answer: |
That's easy!
1. Grab a nearby bottle of Grey Goose Vodka
2. Open bottle
3. Open mouth
4. Pour
Just make sure your dumb, drunk ass doesn't break the bottle anyways.
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| Submitted Name: |
RISE |
| Question: |
can you be born gay??? |
| Answer: |
You were born gay, so I would have to say yes. |
| Submitted Name: |
gayle |
| Question: |
can you tell me how to make
lemon lime and bitters drink. |
| Answer: |
Probably. |
| Submitted Name: |
adri |
| Question: |
Whats love? |
| Answer: |
Something you don't have. |
| Submitted Name: |
Douglas Miller |
| Question: |
Can you tell me where the word/term Conservatory comes from and what is it's meaning. |
| Answer: |
No. |
| Submitted Name: |
Raymond Jones |
| Question: |
what makes my ass itch and my balls? |
| Answer: |
Lack of condoms.
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| Submitted Name: |
Timmaahh!! |
| Question: |
If a Fly didn't have wings, would it be called a 'Walk'? |
| Answer: |
You're on the wrong website. Go to laffytaffy.com
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| Submitted Name: |
Sammy |
| Question: |
I just started going out with this guy last night and he then he broke up with me today! What should i do? |
| Answer: |
Fuck his friends. |
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