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If I'm at a bar, and a douche bag with a blow out haircut hits on the girl I wanted to hit on, what should I do?
Answer:
There's only one way to fight these guys. Here's how:
Submitted Name:
Educated Tom
Question:
Was george bush behind the 9/11 murders?
Answer:
I've always thought Barney did it.
Submitted Name:
myspace.com/kayslay
Question:
Can I please re-design and make your site logo? I mean come on, its a fucking jpeg. Were in 2008 man, upgrade to a fucking .bmp or something?
Im serious. I use photoshop everyday and would like to redo your logo. Can I Please?
Answer:
Yeah, sure.
Submitted Name:
Weirdo
Question:
If you had a choice between death or answering this question, what would you choose?
Answer:
D. None of the above
Submitted Name:
gymgirl666
Question:
If you were in the shower, and you realised that you only had 1 hour to be in a foreign country to marry the love of your life, you quickly run onto the boat, speed away, and get there and you realize your not wearing your clothes. You realise you are in a country that takes nakedness as affence. They start screaming in a language, freak out, smash your boat up and start chasing you. What do you do, what DO you do?
Answer:
For a moment I almost thought you said realize, but noticed you said realise when has a different meaning.
realise -verb
earn on some commercial or business transaction
Also, affence is not a word so you likely just ran two words together, af fence.
af - noun
Anglo-French (which I happen to be)
fence - noun
a person who receives and disposes of stolen goods
So an affence is an Anglo-French stolen goods dealer.
Since most readers would have misread your question thus far, I should point out a few other things.
smash –verb
of, relating to, or constituting a great success; example: That composer has written many smash tunes.
chase - verb
to seek the favor or company of persistently
So apparently "smash your boat up and start chasing you" means they make my boat very successful in my stolen goods business, and constantly seek my approval.
Allow me to rephrase your question:
I'm french, naked, successful stolen goods dealer who has a boat that can haul ass and make it to foreign countries in an under an hour. I go to a foreign country and the locals make my ship and myself more successful and seek my approval. And I get married. What do I do?
If I'm a naked newlywed I'm probably about to get laid!
Submitted Name:
steve
Question:
Why do toasters have a setting on them that is so high that it burns the toast to black crisp that no decent human would eat?
Answer:
And then what the hell would you expect non-decent humans to eat? Perfectly toasted bread? COME ON MAN!
Submitted Name:
Christine
Question:
If you had 5 minutes to pull down your pants what would you do?
Answer:
You've got 5 minutes to make it to my house and find out!
Submitted Name:
Some dude
Question:
whats the meaning of life? IF you dont know the answer can you ask einstein in your basement?
Answer:
Actually, I do know the meaning of life. Einstein and I figured it out after binging on vodka. The answer is so obvious, it may shock you that no one's thought of it before. As many have already surmised, there is not just one meaning to life. There are several.
First, lets define meaning:
mean·ing /ˈminɪŋ/ [mee-ning] –noun
The end, purpose, or significance of something
Next, lets define definition:
def·i·ni·tion /ˌdɛfəˈnɪʃən/ [def-uh-nish-uhn] –noun
The formal statement of the meaning or significance of a word or phrase
Therefore, the meaning of life is really the definition of life!!!.
life /laɪf/ [lahyf] –noun
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
If that's not good enough for you, pick from any of these:
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective
26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.
—Idioms
29. as large as life, actually; indeed: There he stood, as large as life. Also, as big as life.
30. come to life,
a. to recover consciousness.
b. to become animated and vigorous: The evening passed, but somehow the party never came to life.
c. to appear lifelike: The characters of the novel came to life on the screen.
31. for dear life, with desperate effort, energy, or speed: We ran for dear life, with the dogs at our heels. Also, for one's life.
32. for the life of one, as hard as one tries; even with the utmost effort: He can't understand it for the life of him.
33. get a life, to improve the quality of one's social and professional life: often used in the imperative to express impatience with someone's behavior.
34. not on your life, Informal. absolutely not; under no circumstances; by no means: Will I stand for such a thing? Not on your life!
35. take one's life in one's hands, to risk death knowingly: We were warned that we were taking our lives in our hands by going through that swampy area.
36. to the life, in perfect imitation; exactly: The portrait characterized him to the life.
BOOYAH!
Submitted Name:
Anonymous
Question:
If you were a cat, and somebody approached you with an appliance that simultaneously vacuumed floors and opened cans of tuna, would you run away from it or run towards it?
Answer:
Yes.
Submitted Name:
kadny
Question:
are you dumb
Answer:
You can't even spell your own name correctly and you are asking if I am dumb?
